http://www.paydayloanonlinehelp.com/payday-loans/instant-payday-loans.html Instant payday loans: a story about these fast cash advances and my ex-wife. And my need for instant payday loans. I had to get one. Because of her. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 She kept bleeding me dry, that Lara. I gave and I gave and I gave and finally, I saw an ad for "Instant Payday Loans" on the TV. I thought about it. Thought I'd heard bad things. Really bad things. The sort of things that leave you lying awake at night, regretting ever hearing about instant payday loans and wishing instead for a lifetime of soundless enterprise. But I needed cash, fast. She was telling me alimony wasn't enough. I suspected it was going up her nose. I made some calls to my boys. Ron said he'd looked into instant payday loans and thought they were a scam. I gave Lou a call on the blower and asked Old Coffer what he thought about 'em. He asked me to call back in ten, he had something coming up. I could only wonder. Lou And Instant Payday Loans I suspected that the "something" was my ex. But I give Lou a break. Lou and I, we go back, way back if you catch my flow. Do you? Have you ever known the softness and ease of...Lara got done doing whatever she was doing for him in fifteen, because by the time I called him back he sounded tired. "Lou. Tell me about instant payday loans." "You wanna know what about what now?" Lou responded. Lou was never the sharpest knife in the drawer. Perhaps his ancestry contained some manner of spoonery. "Instant payday loans, you halfwit!" "Oh, those. Yeah. I heard about those. Not a bad deal if you can pay 'em off fast. Some of those payday guys are real pieces of work. They'll do this thing where if you don't pay in 14 days or whatever, they'll double your fee. I think I said something that rhymes with "Whit," and threw a sock at the black television. "Yeah, man. Are you looking for something? I mean, got a little cash that La-er...a friend left here." "No, thanks. I'd rather look into getting one of those instant payday loans myself!" I hung up, furious. Lou, if you're reading this, you really are the donkey's rear. Net surfing and the infinite pleasures of pop-ups I went over to the computer, clicked all the pop-up windows and decided to look on the internet about those instant payday loans. Surf around on my site and you'll find out more. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT